Confession #1: I Hide Behind How Amazing I Am

As much as this sounds like it should be followed by a #whitegirlproblems hashtag, hear me out.

When I was a little girl, I was friends with other little girls. And if you don’t remember, miniature backpack-purses were the must-have fall 1993 accessory. I knew this. Everyone knew this. Yet there was a group of other little girls that seemed to think they were the only ones who knew this. I remember that one day, they pulled me aside and said, “Look, we think Brittany is copying us on our backpacks. Oh, yeah, we know you have one, too, but we don’t think you’re copying us, just her. We’re just saying. We just wanted to let you know.”

I knew full well what this meant: I’m officially a girl. I’ve officially been dealt my first passive-aggressive dose of cliquish territorialism. How did I respond? Apathy. Indifference. It started small.

A few months later, I had this phenomenal idea and brought a few other little girls on board. “Let’s grow stuff in those cool plastic cups we get to take home from Pizza Hut!” They rallied beneath my congenital leadership and each pledged to bring an ingredient for the experiment the next day: I’ll bring the cups, Allison will bring some dirt, Megan will bring the seeds. That night, I exploded with excitement before I’d even tossed my miniature backpack-purse into the minivan. “MOM MOM MOM, we’re growing stuff in those cool plastic cups we get to take home from Pizza Hut!”

That night, I selected the perfect few and placed them in my miniature backpack-purse so as not to even tempt forgetfulness in the morning. When I arrived, however, Megan and Allison had not only neglected to bring their share–they seemed to have forgotten about the great experiment altogether. How did I respond? Did I confront them and explain how excited I’d been? Did I ask them to bring their piece tomorrow? No. I played the James Dean of little girls. What? What experiment? Is that what these cups are for? Weird. Whatever. Don’t care. Like you could upset me, ha! You’re a loser.

And so it goes for two decades, as I sped through teenagerhood, young adultism, and into midtwentiesishness; through four new cities and a totally different country. As I’ve grown, I’ve become more awesome on paper. In undergrad, I never went to class, got straight A’s, and totally revamped the literary magazine when I was Editor in Chief. I moved to Paris for a little while and got lots of boyfriends and had oh-so-many stories to tell when I returned home, not just a little more pretentious. I totally killed the LSAT and got into the country’s top schools. I dropped out of law school, because I realized it was not chic enough (read: I did not want to be a miserable lawyer who had to repeat the same sentence twelve times in a brief). I moved home and opened an exotic cupcake catering company, until I realized I didn’t want to spend hours standing up stirring stuff for other people. I stopped making cupcakes for profit and instead showered them on my friends, who started coming to the shows I put on by the burlesque troupe I started. Then I decided to work in the music business, go to grad school at night, run the troupe on the side, and start a business based on fashion, style, and beauty.

I worked so hard at becoming awesome on paper that I really became awesome on paper. What did I not work hard at?

Patience? Empathy? Humility?

I’ve hidden behind how awesome I am for so long, with these slightly raised eyebrows that give off this unmistakable air of condescension, with “Oh, right, like I care what you think. Don’t you know I X, Y, and Z? And that’s only in my spare time. What do you do? Oh, you’re a hairdresser? How exciting! HAHAHAH.” always cut and copied, ready to paste at a moment’s notice, in a figurative sense, naturally.

It’s time to come out from hiding. It’s time to finally admit, “OK, I’m a little bummed that you totally forgot my anniversary. And that you didn’t bring me that sweater to borrow like you said you would. It makes me feel like you didn’t even consider me,” instead of, “Oh, right, I didn’t even think about that anniversary, I mean, come on, seriously? Has it really been that long? Oh.. what sweater? I totally forgot. I’ve been so obsessed with that new MiuMiu I was gifted that….”

Next, maybe instead of learning Mandarin, I’ll work on all of those things I neglected in my pursuit of becoming the übermensch. 

What do you hide behind? How did you learn to become comfortable with vulnerability?

About theStylistQuo

I'm a twentysomething living in Memphis, TN committed to the idea that we've lost the art of living. I'm here to help you bring it back! I adore food and entertaining, classic style steeped in a little bit of trendiness, and traveling. I'd be delighted to show you how to prepare the very best filet mignon, style trends in a way that won't make you groan when you see photos in ten years, and create the perfect playlist to set the mood for a party. I am the Stylist Quo. This is my answer to the lost art of living; this is my idea of how to bring style into every crevice of your life.
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